You're not ditchable Niko, there's only so many people in this quad that look good in leather and everyone knows that. I also don't want to see what a vengeful Blythe looks like.
Oh, you're way smarter and hotter than Ben Affleck. I bet he doesn't even have a science degree!
Did you see him out there?! He was kicking ass and taking names (but SO politely)! I just hope he wasn't disappointed that I wasn't as heroic as he thinks I am.
He was an absolute badass, just like you (normally, not in the case of marshmallow obstacle courses but we can't win'em all). Sounds like a pretty good match to me.
Be sappy all you want, everyone deserves good things and you two are sweet. He going to get you up on a stage any time soon, you advised on House if I remember correctly...
Definitely, ask him about how useless Ben Affleck is too. He's a great guy and a good friend, I know people probably have a certain impression of him, but if you can look past the signed autographs of himself as gifts, he could be a good friend to you too.
What was your coffee run outfit, please include a description of the eye bags.
Well, we'd like to get this chemical manufacturing operation up, potentially in the abandoned vet clinic. Obviously there will be some of what we need already there (if it hadn't been scavenged), but I think we'll need to build it up if this is something that'll work.
Yeah? Oh you're about to become very popular. Just ask him to remember me from time to time.
Are they tearaways though?
Yeah if that's okay? I won't steal anything, but I need to get a better idea. Maybe you'd like to come help me check out the vet clinic, if you have time.
I'm sure he adores you. I don't see how anyone couldn't! I only met you recently and I'm already a huge fan!
Yeah, they were tearaways. Gotta be ready for anything.
Of course! I'll show you everything, even the stuff piled in storage closets. And I'd love to! I love to snoop! Please don't judge me based on my marshmallow obstacle performance, I'm usually pretty good.
You're laying it on thick Doc! We can be fans of eachother then.
Sounds like a man who was prepared for an apocalypse happening at any moment, especially while getting coffee. Were you in sneakers though? Crocs?
I love a storage closet. I'm not going to judge you, I already have a very high opinion of you remember? No marshmallow could make me feel differently.
Like, the ugliest orthopedic dad shoes you've ever seen. They've worked out great for running around in the apocalypse, though. 80-hour work weeks ain't nothing compared to this.
Oh, I'll continue to hate it, but I could never hate you. (Also, just to be clear, I'm kidding with the BOOOOOOOOs.)
They should start using you to promote the brand, the top 10 shoes every scavenger needs in the apocalypse according to Dr.Niko! I think we need to get you those crocs back though, maybe at the summit we can all mutually agree not to move a single muscle so you can get 24 hours of uninterrupted relaxation.
No keep at it with the Booos, I'm a fan of a good boo.
Oh, hell yeah! Do you think they'd give me free shoes as a kickback? These ones are probably on their last legs. I'd settle for crocs, though. Those were comfy as hell.
Booooooooo capitalism, then! You know, I always advocated for free healthcare for everyone, so this kinda feels like a monkey paw situation. I won! But at what cost?
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You're not ditchable Niko, there's only so many people in this quad that look good in leather and everyone knows that. I also don't want to see what a vengeful Blythe looks like.
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Did you see him out there?! He was kicking ass and taking names (but SO politely)! I just hope he wasn't disappointed that I wasn't as heroic as he thinks I am.
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He was an absolute badass, just like you (normally, not in the case of marshmallow obstacle courses but we can't win'em all). Sounds like a pretty good match to me.
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He was killing it! We've made it Official now, so at least if a marshmallow obstacle course takes me out, I'll have someone to rescue me.
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Hey, congrats! That's great, Niko. I'm happy for you both.
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Thank you! I mean, not to be sappy on main or whatever, but he's pretty great.
What about you? You got your eye on anyone?
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Be sappy all you want, everyone deserves good things and you two are sweet. He going to get you up on a stage any time soon, you advised on House if I remember correctly...
I might, but I'm a little preoccupied.
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I made that up for him because he was trying to save Edgar from himself. I don't think I'm cut out for that Hollywood life.
Who? Preoccupied with what? Can I help with either?
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I know, I was just teasing. But you and me both.
What kind of equipment does the high school science lab have?
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Imagine people trying to take pictures of you while you go on a coffee run. Eww.
All the usual stuff, plus some extra so that we can run medical tests and all that jazz. You looking for anything in particular?
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What was your coffee run outfit, please include a description of the eye bags.
Well, we'd like to get this chemical manufacturing operation up, potentially in the abandoned vet clinic. Obviously there will be some of what we need already there (if it hadn't been scavenged), but I think we'll need to build it up if this is something that'll work.
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Adidas track pants, oversized band hoodie from the 90s, hair in a bun, worst eye bags you've ever seen (that's what the glasses are for hiding).
Oh well then, I'm sure there's some stuff here you could use. You want to come by and we can take a look?
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Are they tearaways though?
Yeah if that's okay? I won't steal anything, but I need to get a better idea. Maybe you'd like to come help me check out the vet clinic, if you have time.
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Yeah, they were tearaways. Gotta be ready for anything.
Of course! I'll show you everything, even the stuff piled in storage closets. And I'd love to! I love to snoop! Please don't judge me based on my marshmallow obstacle performance, I'm usually pretty good.
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Sounds like a man who was prepared for an apocalypse happening at any moment, especially while getting coffee. Were you in sneakers though? Crocs?
I love a storage closet. I'm not going to judge you, I already have a very high opinion of you remember? No marshmallow could make me feel differently.
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Oh, definitely Crocs. With the little charms on 'em and everything. I was so stylish.
I'll have to give you some free Bunsen burners to keep those opinions high, then!
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My good favour can be bought and paid for, yes.
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Good to know some things never change.
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We here at Whitney want to ensure capitalism lives on through the apocalypse.
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Respectfully: BOOOOOOOOOOO.
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Don't hate the players, hate the game.
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Oh, I'll continue to hate it, but I could never hate you. (Also, just to be clear, I'm kidding with the BOOOOOOOOs.)
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No keep at it with the Booos, I'm a fan of a good boo.
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Booooooooo capitalism, then! You know, I always advocated for free healthcare for everyone, so this kinda feels like a monkey paw situation. I won! But at what cost?
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So we should blame you is what I'm hearing.
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