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Oh, hell yeah! Do you think they'd give me free shoes as a kickback? These ones are probably on their last legs. I'd settle for crocs, though. Those were comfy as hell.

Booooooooo capitalism, then! You know, I always advocated for free healthcare for everyone, so this kinda feels like a monkey paw situation. I won! But at what cost?

I wonder what the stateside factories are like, just a mountain of unused crocs. A croc Buffett.

So we should blame you is what I'm hearing.

That would be the dream! I could get a pair in every colour! Probably not great for the winter, though.

I mean, you can. I think I might be cursed.

There's enough fur to improvise.

Really don't see how that's possible, things seem to be coming up Niko.

That's very true! And they do make the hospital ones without holes in them.

Sure, for now. By next week, I'll probably lose an arm or something!

Well don't put that out into the universe. I'm pretty sure you're the only one who could reattach it.

Yeah, and don't get me started! I've got nightmares about that (getting an injury only I can fix, but I can't do it, so they just leave me in the woods to die).

I'm getting really strong Survivor vibes from you about Prescott.

Oh shit, like they're gonna vote me off the island?

No, like you think they will, when I'm pretty sure they're drawing straws about who gets to cuddle you in the bunks. That's what I assume happens in the bunks, anyway.

Oh, I wish. Mostly, it's snoring and farting.

I'm kinda the odd man out though. And I'm old, so I'm a liability, so I gotta make up for that. Which generally means diving headfirst into fresh horrors every day so that they can't see me sweat.

I'm sorry you feel you need to prove yourself somehow. You seem to do it every day just by being yourself, Niko.

I sincerely hope so! But thank you, that means a lot.

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