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[trustmeimadoctor]

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DM, 12/11

[trustmeimadoctor]

Thank you for the gift, this is so nice?? It's gorgeous! You're too good to me. I'll wear it with pride.

DM, 12/11

[soliloquacious]

You're welcome!! I guess I could've waited for your birthday, but I'm WAY too impatient for that.

DM, 12/11

[trustmeimadoctor]

Oh no, it's much nicer to enjoy this now on a day where I'm not on an existential downward spiral!

DM, 12/11

[soliloquacious]

There anything you wanna do for your birthday? Or should I just focus on trying to lavish you with praise and compliments and maybe even little tasks to counterbalance all that existentialism?

DM, 12/11

[trustmeimadoctor]

Nah, I don't usually do anything for my birthday other than scream internally. You really don't need to make a thing of it, don't worry!

DM, 12/11

[soliloquacious]

Would hanging out and enjoying each other's company count as a thing?

DM, 12/11

[trustmeimadoctor]

[...] That'd be cool, actually?

DM, 12/11

[soliloquacious]

It's a DATE!! (You're still getting another present. But I'll make this one less bespoke.)

DM, 12/11

[trustmeimadoctor]

I really need to up my craft game if I ever hope to even pretend to keep up!

DM, 12/11

[soliloquacious]

But then what if you discover I'm a fraud and everything I do is deceptively easy??

DM, 12/11

[trustmeimadoctor]

What if you discover I'm a fraud and I'm not actually good at anything??

DM, 12/11

[soliloquacious]

Then I think we need to run away before everything (and everyone) we've ever stitched together falls apart and we're caught!!

DM, 12/11

[trustmeimadoctor]

Oh, that'd be [...] a mess.

DM, 12/11

[soliloquacious]

And if we're fast enough we won't have to clean ANY of it up.

DM, 12/11

[trustmeimadoctor]

Well, then we'd better get going before these old knees give out.

DM, 12/11

[soliloquacious]

Let's adopt new names on the run. I'll be Harlan Sturgeon, and no I've never caught one.

DM, 12/11

[trustmeimadoctor]

Oh shit, coming up with fake names is also one of the things I'm no good at!

DM, 12/11

[soliloquacious]

Maybe Niko Kostopoulos is bad at coming up with fake names, but I hear Monroe Featherstone is a NATURAL.

DM, 12/11

[trustmeimadoctor]

Ooooh I love that. Sounds very elegant! Do you think I could be elegant?

DM, 12/11

[soliloquacious]

I think you could be EXTREMELY elegant, but we might need to get you a monocle.

DM, 12/11

[trustmeimadoctor]

Am I still a doctor in this scenario? Because I fear I might drop the monocle into someone's open chest cavity.

DM, 12/11

[soliloquacious]

Oh we definitely need new professions. What do you think you would've done in a different life?

DM, 12/11

[trustmeimadoctor]

How practical do I have to be here?

DM, 12/11

[soliloquacious]

If you choose something practical I'll be forced to change your name. Monroe lives his dreams.

DM, 12/11

[trustmeimadoctor]

Okay, so...

If I can go really wild, in this universe, I'm the mysterious auteur behind a number of beloved, obscure cult films who dropped off the face of the map and now runs an idiosyncratic mom-and-pop video shop where I recommend forgotten horror and art house films to the neighbourhood scamps.

Or, option 2: I'm the owner/proprietor/chef behind a combination used bookstore/comfort food restaurant, where you can hang out and read a book and have a pint and a deep dish pizza or something. Also all the food has vegan options so that I can actually try deep dish in this universe. Also also I want to be one of those cool chefs that are allowed to have hand tattoos or whatever.

What about you?