I think I'll actually swear off the whole idea of real or fake medical emergencies altogether. Some good ol' fashioned yearning oughta do me some good!
🐦🕊️🐦🕊️🐦 Hey Niko, I just wanna thank you for existing! You make the total breakdown of the civilization we once knew feel like a blessing in disguise sometimes. PS Am I supposed to tip these birds?? 🐦🕊️🐦🕊️🐦
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I'm real good at big spooning too. You'll feel so snug and safe and secure, a good night's sleep is GUARANTEED!!
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Oh, that sounds like a dream! This is all I want for Christmas now, in fact!
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I can do SO much more than that, but it's good to know that if nothing else turns out right, I can just whisk you away somewhere private.
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A proper snuggle could fix me, I think!
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Then snuggling you sounds like it's actually a moral prerogative!! Do I need to expedite the shipping??
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usthem are all messed up!Good things take time, but I'm willing to wait as long as it takes!
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Oh I'm preWoI guess it's clinging to the last little bit of denial you can grant yourself. Personally I think the checkups are a noble thing!Maybe I should practice first. So I'm up to snuff by Christmas!!
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I wouldn't say no to that! I'm a great guinea pig!
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I'm just trying to remind myself that I don't got long to wait to see you, and there's no need to fake a medical emergency quite yet.
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They like bread, right?
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Which makes me wonder how reliable they really are as messengers — something to add to the potential yearning!!
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We could train a whole army of love letter pigeons working for cigarettes.
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In the meantime, I can just add these bad boys to texts:
🐦🕊️🐦🕊️🐦 Hey Blythe, you're a cutie! 🐦🕊️🐦🕊️🐦
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PS Am I supposed to tip these birds?? 🐦🕊️🐦🕊️🐦
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