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[trustmeimadoctor]

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DM 11/25

[trustmeimadoctor]

And I know where some pigeons are, so maybe I can lure one to do my bidding.

They like bread, right?

DM 11/25

[soliloquacious]

I think pigeons'll eat just about anything. I saw one eat a cigarette butt once??

Which makes me wonder how reliable they really are as messengers — something to add to the potential yearning!!

DM 11/25

[trustmeimadoctor]

That can't be good for them, can it? What if they get addicted to nicotine?

We could train a whole army of love letter pigeons working for cigarettes.

DM 11/25

[soliloquacious]

I got a feeling cigarettes are a lot more expensive than seeds these days. (ASIDE from the moral implications of exploiting their addiction!!)

DM 11/25

[trustmeimadoctor]

You're so right. If I see any addicted pigeons, I'll try to help them quit instead.

In the meantime, I can just add these bad boys to texts:

🐦🕊️🐦🕊️🐦 Hey Blythe, you're a cutie! 🐦🕊️🐦🕊️🐦

DM 11/25

[soliloquacious]

🐦🕊️🐦🕊️🐦 Hey Niko, I'm thinking about your smile! 🐦🕊️🐦🕊️🐦

DM 11/25

[trustmeimadoctor]

🐦🕊️🐦🕊️🐦 Hey Blythe, I'm thinking about yours even more! It's like a double rainbow, and I'm just as excited about it as that guy on YouTube! 🐦🕊️🐦🕊️🐦

DM 11/25

[soliloquacious]

🐦🕊️🐦🕊️🐦 Hey Niko, I just wanna thank you for existing! You make the total breakdown of the civilization we once knew feel like a blessing in disguise sometimes.
PS Am I supposed to tip these birds?? 🐦🕊️🐦🕊️🐦

DM 11/25

[trustmeimadoctor]

🐦🕊️🐦🕊️🐦 Hey Blythe, thank YOU for being the best part of the end of society as we know it! We can give the birds some virtual snacks: 🥜🌰🥜🌰🥜🌰🥜🌰 🐦🕊️🐦🕊️🐦