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[trustmeimadoctor]

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DM 1/18

[soliloquacious]

What if I show up and my hair has gone completely gray??

DM 1/18

[trustmeimadoctor]

Then I'd wax poetic about how gorgeous and dignified you look!

DM 1/18

[soliloquacious]

Oh good, because I've secretly been wearing a wig and injecting Botox to keep you interested and I'm running out of Botox!!

DM 1/18

[trustmeimadoctor]

You could show up here looking like Shrek and I'd still tell you how beautiful you are.

DM 1/18

[soliloquacious]

Awww, thank you, I love when a man knows how to handle my extremely specific Shrek-related neuroses!! (I'm also secretly green.)

DM 1/18

[trustmeimadoctor]

That's hot! Although I hear it's not easy being green.

DM 1/18

[soliloquacious]

Oh that's a lie spread by the Kermit Council so no one knows about our secret powers.

DM 1/18

[trustmeimadoctor]

I'm also into secret powers.

DM 1/18

[soliloquacious]

Good!! But you're gonna have to wait until we're married to find out which ones I got.

DM 1/18

[trustmeimadoctor]

Secret powers that are only to be revealed within the sanctity of wedlock? Double hot.

DM 1/18

[soliloquacious]

Just wait til you find out what ELSE I've been saving for our wedding night.

DM 1/18

[trustmeimadoctor]

I've got a few special tricks up my sleeve, too. Just you wait!

DM 1/18

[soliloquacious]

Is that when I find out what's really under the beard???

DM 1/18

[trustmeimadoctor]

No, you wouldn't want that.

DM 1/18

[soliloquacious]

Oh now I REALLY gotta know.

DM 1/18

[trustmeimadoctor]

I've got half as much face! It's disappointing, and you'll want an annulment!

DM 1/18

[soliloquacious]

You could never disappoint me??? Maybe it would just be MY turn to grow a beard then!!

DM 1/18

[trustmeimadoctor]

I can't picture that, but I know you could pull it off!

DM 1/18

[soliloquacious]

I didn't have a lotta chances to shave early on in the end so I CAN in fact tell you: oh, no, I cannot.

DM 1/18

[trustmeimadoctor]

Counterpoint: you could pull anything off because you are perfect and good!

DM 1/18

[soliloquacious]

Guess I'll have to grow that weird, patchy scruff of a beard of mine JUST to prove you wrong. (Once we're married. To make it harder for you to get rid of me.)

DM 1/18

[trustmeimadoctor]

Oh, you're not getting rid of me that easily. You're stuck with me. I'm like glitter.

DM 1/18

[soliloquacious]

If I grow a beard there's a 98% chance it'll actually generate glitter, JUST so you're warned.

DM 1/18

[trustmeimadoctor]

You're the only one I'd allow to inflict glitter upon me.

DM 1/18

[soliloquacious]

Thank the Lord, I've been glittery since the day I was born. I think it might be my blood type??

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