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[trustmeimadoctor]

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DM 1/18

[trustmeimadoctor]

I'm also into secret powers.

DM 1/18

[soliloquacious]

Good!! But you're gonna have to wait until we're married to find out which ones I got.

DM 1/18

[trustmeimadoctor]

Secret powers that are only to be revealed within the sanctity of wedlock? Double hot.

DM 1/18

[soliloquacious]

Just wait til you find out what ELSE I've been saving for our wedding night.

DM 1/18

[trustmeimadoctor]

I've got a few special tricks up my sleeve, too. Just you wait!

DM 1/18

[soliloquacious]

Is that when I find out what's really under the beard???

DM 1/18

[trustmeimadoctor]

No, you wouldn't want that.

DM 1/18

[soliloquacious]

Oh now I REALLY gotta know.

DM 1/18

[trustmeimadoctor]

I've got half as much face! It's disappointing, and you'll want an annulment!

DM 1/18

[soliloquacious]

You could never disappoint me??? Maybe it would just be MY turn to grow a beard then!!

DM 1/18

[trustmeimadoctor]

I can't picture that, but I know you could pull it off!

DM 1/18

[soliloquacious]

I didn't have a lotta chances to shave early on in the end so I CAN in fact tell you: oh, no, I cannot.

DM 1/18

[trustmeimadoctor]

Counterpoint: you could pull anything off because you are perfect and good!

DM 1/18

[soliloquacious]

Guess I'll have to grow that weird, patchy scruff of a beard of mine JUST to prove you wrong. (Once we're married. To make it harder for you to get rid of me.)

DM 1/18

[trustmeimadoctor]

Oh, you're not getting rid of me that easily. You're stuck with me. I'm like glitter.

DM 1/18

[soliloquacious]

If I grow a beard there's a 98% chance it'll actually generate glitter, JUST so you're warned.

DM 1/18

[trustmeimadoctor]

You're the only one I'd allow to inflict glitter upon me.

DM 1/18

[soliloquacious]

Thank the Lord, I've been glittery since the day I was born. I think it might be my blood type??

[...] I love you. Thank you for being what I need.

DM 1/18

[trustmeimadoctor]

Yeah, I checked your charts, and that's definitely true.

I love you, too. Thank you for being You.

Now c'mere so I can treat you right before your friends hog all your attention for the rest of the day.

DM 1/18

[soliloquacious]

Maybe that's why I never got Black Fever?? Glitter blood is naturally immune, as we all know!!

I'm on my way!!! Think the runners might be gettin' used to me begging a ride every time they're taking a delivery y'all's way, they were already waiting for me.

DM 1/18

[trustmeimadoctor]

Well yeah, that's just science!

Well, good! Have a safe trip and I look forward to spoiling you once you arrive in one piece!