I wouldn't want that either! Fortunately/unfortunately, I just have a really sensitive schnoz. You were really amazing during those obstacles, by the way! Couldn't take my eyes off you!
Oh no! Can I help at all? Or is this more complicated than stitches?
I suppose I'll just have to be extra kind to your nose in the future.
Aw shucks, I was just trying to impress my cute boyfriend. But it was a lot of fun too!! Maybe I've been a scavenger in disguise all along.
Oh it's pretty repetitive work, honestly. Ripping seams, patching holes, trying not to wonder what that stain is I just gotta get rid of it, over and over again. Your moral support is more than enough to get me through.
I'll start slow. Every day, I'll tell you one thing I find impressive and wonderful about you.
Oh, gosh, I would just hate to hear about some Real Housewives drama. You definitely wouldn't charm me at ALL if we started talking about something like Bridalplasty.
You don't gotta learn things to be impressive!! In FACT, the first thing that impressed me about you was your compassion, and that's just a part of who you are already!
Then I won't say a word about knowing a camera operator on Flavor of Love and the trauma that came with it.
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DM 11/23
Oh no! Can I help at all? Or is this more complicated than stitches?
DM 11/23
Aw shucks, I was just trying to impress my cute boyfriend. But it was a lot of fun too!! Maybe I've been a scavenger in disguise all along.
Oh it's pretty repetitive work, honestly. Ripping seams, patching holes, trying not to wonder what that stain is I just gotta get rid of it, over and over again. Your moral support is more than enough to get me through.
DM 11/23
You could be! You were downright heroic! I was trying to impress you too, but unfortunately I think I might've done the opposite of that.
You want me to come there or just talk you through it from here?
DM 11/23
I'll never say no to seeing you. Though I might get just the TEENSIEST bit distracted by your face.
DM 11/23
Then I'll come see you and I'll put a bag on my head. And I'll bring snacks!
DM 11/23
Perfect, then I'll ONLY be distracted by your charm.
DM 11/23
I can try to be less charming, too! What's annoying? Want me to describe some terrible reality tv from memory while you work?
DM 11/23
Oh, gosh, I would just hate to hear about some Real Housewives drama. You definitely wouldn't charm me at ALL if we started talking about something like Bridalplasty.
DM 11/23
Oh jeez, am I gonna have to be impressed by your taste in horrible tv too? I'm never going to catch up!
DM 11/23
Then I won't say a word about knowing a camera operator on Flavor of Love and the trauma that came with it.
DM 11/23
You can't just say that and then not tell me everything??? I need the tea.
DM 11/23
I'll trade you ONE tale of woe (and uncensored footage!!) for each reality drama you remember.
DM 11/23
Ohohohoho, well let me drink some coffee, gotta get this brain working so that I can remember as much as possible.
DM 11/23
If there's one thing we've got in ABUNDANCE in this RV it's coffee and caffeinated teas. We'll get your brain workin' one way or another.
DM 11/23
Don't threaten me with a good time! I'll be right there.
DM 11/23
See you soon!!!!!
DM 11/23
See you! 😘