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Maybe the greatest scheme is to not scheme at all! Keeps 'em guessing!

Oooooh, I like it. And what would I be?

Why would a man sew everyone matching jackets if he wasn't up to something nefarious??

Hmmmm, your hair might suggest broccoli, but everything else suggests you're pretty darn corny.

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Maybe he's trying to hint at their lack of taste in jackets?

I love it. A very utilitarian vegetable. It's perfect.

Psychological warfare. That sounds like EXACTLY his style.

Not STRICTLY utilitarian, though. Corn's versatile!! It's got layers!!

You know, you'd make a perfect supervillain because nobody would ever suspect you.

And it can be made into chips! Who doesn't love chips?

Living a double life like that sounds downright exhausting, though! How am I supposed to get up for work in the morning if I'm spending all night plotting downfalls??

And high-fructose corn syrup!! (I panicked and couldn't remember anything else with corn.)

That's what henchmen are for! Or those little yellow Minion guys.

Mexican street corn is pretty good.

Oh Lord, now there's managing involved?? This dream of supervillainy is getting more and more complex!!

I hear it goes great with some cute chili peppers.

You're right, better to just stay non-evil. Sounds like less work.

I like the way you think. I'll be there as fast as I can, don't hurt yourself more in the meantime.

I'll be sitting VERY still and not making any sudden movements in case I COMPLETELY fall apart before you get here!!

Allrighty, see you in a jiffy!

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