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I probably didn't taste very good! The tick spit me back out and said good luck and stop going outside!

We're going to get you some very good bug spray so that this never happens again.

Now what kind of spray can we get to make sure you never get shot again??

If we could invent that, we'd be millionaires. Or, y'know, the apocalypse equivalent of that.

Rolling in merits and fancy fabrics because we were the first to walk up to a man with a gun and say, "Hey, why don't we all just take a beat and have some fruit?"

You're a genius. Blythe for mayor.

Oh I can't handle that level of responsibility. I'm more of a town mascot. Or like Bez from Happy Mondays.

Being a mascot seems more fun anyway.

I'll be Joel Gion from The Brian Jonestown Massacre.

We can't run a town, but listen to this theme song that persists almost ENTIRELY of handheld percussion and cool dance moves!! (We're in our forties, our dance moves are expressly NOT cool, just enthusiastic.)