I can't actually picturing you malingering. You're too wholesome.
Yeah, but they're not gay LA hot, or fluent in Shakespeare.
Oh no, that's how she gets you!
Oh yeah, Pritzker got me by promising me one of them fancy white coats and then I was stuck like this forever.
Is that the one who got kicked out for being a Tugger?
I'm sure it's fine, we're pardoning a murderer so I'm sure being an accessory to bank robbery is probably just peachy.
That's the spirit! I hope they're shivering in a cave somewhere thinking about you living your best life. Funny semi-related story: one time, I saw one of my elementary school bullies running a hot dog stand, and then a stray dog showed up and stole a bunch of his hot dogs. And then he chased after the dog and his hat blew off and got run over by a cab. It was delightful!
None of this was invented yet in our day and I refuse to learn about it now! After everything we've been through!!
I'm such a terrible liar, I can't believe I became an actor, I can't believe I did IMPROV.
Ah, so the butt needs CONTEXT. And I'm GREAT in context!!
I'm ready to fight! I'm ready to... cry, to be honest, that's my only move.
Did you know you could just buy them? Or did they need proof off MD before you get access to the COMFIEST of coats??
Oh yeah, she got Skimbleshanksed right outta that Jellylorum (these are also cats from Cats)!! (Also that was very funny!! My improv training requires me to keep a straight face and keep the bit going so I can only say this here, as an aside!!)
In FACT, it might even get me respect from the feral children who live in rusty containers!!
I hope that dog had THE best day after that. I hope YOU had the best day after that!!
We already had to learn how to change music formats too many times, we can't fit anything else in!!!
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Yeah, but they're not gay LA hot, or fluent in Shakespeare.
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Ah, so the butt needs CONTEXT. And I'm GREAT in context!!
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You're great in context and out of context. You're just great!