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Oh!! I would LOVE to. Is it actually any good?? (My friends in LA were all film snobs, they would SCOFF at science fiction thrillers.)

OH MY GOD, it is the BEST! It really holds up!! Also: Jeff Goldblum/Laura Dern/Sam Neill are all certified hotties!

Hmm, how distracting will their hotness be? Will I miss crucial plot points??

Well, Jeff Goldblum is like, reclining half naked for probably most of it, so depends how you feel about that.

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Okay well now I'm a little upset I've never seen this movie.

I'm upset on your behalf!!

Thank you for helping me rectify an EGREGIOUS gap in my education!! (Half-naked Jeff Goldblum.)

"Help help, dinosaurs destroyed my shirt and now it can't close!"

Oh no! I was worried it would be too scary for me. You're telling me there's torn clothing??

I don't remember if it was torn or if he just forgot how to do up the buttons?

Sounds like we'll have to watch very closely to determine the truth.

Yes! For science!

Should we try to have a movie night before the big party then? Or should I say... study sesh?

Yes!! I've got a show tonight and tomorrow, but Sunday night is for studying the Bible. Or studying something, at least!!

Surely God would want you you appreciate all his creations.