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Are you prepared to put up with theater kid antics as a senior citizen?? 'Cause these jazz hands have no off button!!

When I'm looking for medical care, I trust a man who knows how to DRESS.

So what you're saying is the more I distract you from your work, the more I get to see you?? This is DANGEROUS knowledge.

Yeah, that's WAY better than my original plan of dying alone! Love me some jazz hands. Maybe I'll absorb some theatre skills through osmosis.

Maybe people would be more inclined to take their medicine if I labelled them Potions.

Oh no, your situation is critical, looks like you need a full-time one-on-one physician!

These jazz hands love you. Though you might only absorb a lot of context-free references to obscure musicals and a troupe of friends with no boundaries!!

Hmmmm, you MIGHT need some dry ice to properly sell the potion, but it sounds promising.

Oh nooooo, will this physician have big brown eyes that I can gaze into while I sigh dreamily??

I love being your himbo fiance confusedly chuckling at you and your friends' theatre jokes that I don't understand! It's a fun change!

Now we're talking. I'll get right on it, right after I brush up on my Latin for all the incantations I'm going to have to invent.

Seems like it might be the only cure!

Just don't ask for an explanation unless you're ready for a full reenactment of the play!!

You know, I DO know a very little bit of Latin. If any of your spells are [...] extremely biblical, that is!!

This sounds serious. How am I supposed to survive until I see you again??

I'll just smile and nod politely (and then ask you later what's going on)!

I mean, they COULD be...

Maybe if you get a few hours of sleep, I'll be there when you awaken.

My reenactments will be MUCH more restrained. I'll keep it to one act at MOST!!

Well, soli Deo gloria, dominus vobiscum and et cetera. Do I sound impressive yet??

And when will you get some sleep??

I'll enjoy every minute of it, even if it winds up being 500 minutes.

Yeah, totally! Are you sure you're not the wizard here?

I'll take a power nap and drink like, 6 coffees. Good as new!

You indulge me TOO much, these jazz hands are gonna be the bane of your existence.

Well I just said glory to God alone and Lord be with you, so if I'm a wizard I have no clue what I just conjured!!

Oh nooo, you need real sleep!!

I'm indulging in your indulgence! You can't annoy me.

Another smile from me, that's what!

I need to see you more than I need sleep.

Gonna take that as a challenge.

That's amazing! A spell I can use all the time!!

Should I convince you to take another, longer nap once you're here? Or would that be sleeping on the job??

Bet I'll annoy you first!

You're already doing it!

I'll clock out and then snooze with my head on your lap, how about that?

Not a chance!! I'm immune to being annoyed!!

Okay I'll accept this as a compromise and EVEN try to get some sleep now if you ALSO try to get some real sleep. And I get to play with your hair when your head is in my lap.

Wait'll you hear me singing around the house, then you'll be sorry you said that.

You drive a hard bargain, but deal.

I can't wait to hear how off-key you can get.

Good!!! Now good night, sleep tight, if you let the bed bugs bite I'll get jealous!!

I'll try to be extra off-key, just for you. 'Cause you love it so much.

Good night. Love you. There'd better not be bed bugs or I'll cry.

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