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I'm going to have to try harder to learn newer, more impressive things. Being a doctor's kinda the only thing I've got.

Oh jeez, am I gonna have to be impressed by your taste in horrible tv too? I'm never going to catch up!

You don't gotta learn things to be impressive!! In FACT, the first thing that impressed me about you was your compassion, and that's just a part of who you are already!

Then I won't say a word about knowing a camera operator on Flavor of Love and the trauma that came with it.

That's so sweet of you to say! Especially since I think one of your most attractive features is how gosh-darned kind you are.

You can't just say that and then not tell me everything??? I need the tea.

Is it sweet to point out the obvious truth?? Or just to follow my passion of spreading positivity—especially to those I care about??

I'll trade you ONE tale of woe (and uncensored footage!!) for each reality drama you remember.

Yeah, it is. All of that is. You're just a real sweetiepie, you know that, right?

Ohohohoho, well let me drink some coffee, gotta get this brain working so that I can remember as much as possible.

I've maybe heard that accusation before.

If there's one thing we've got in ABUNDANCE in this RV it's coffee and caffeinated teas. We'll get your brain workin' one way or another.

Well, maybe you oughta hear it again (and again and again and again...)

Don't threaten me with a good time! I'll be right there.

I'll persevere somehow. Maybe by whispering sweet affirmations in your ear...

See you soon!!!!!

Not if I start whispering in yours first...

See you! 😘

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