I'm privy to every ounce of their drama and it's VERY complicated. But I also think they kinda like it that way?? Because life ain't complicated enough for them?? And maybe sometimes listening to the drama is a good break from the rest of life's dramas??? [...] I think I just figured out why soap operas are so popular and important for society.

Aw, any sweater can be an ugly Christmas sweater with enough gumption and tinsel!! [...] Not that I have any tinsel but I've got plenty of gumption.