Swish, rustle, swish. (That's me working on my tree impression.)

Some folks like music, some just want a pep talk, but everyone wants to see a liberal arts major do a little dance. What're you planning on pitching if the OR entertainment doesn't go over too well?

If you get stung by a wasp I won't try to turn you into a cool hat for someone. Luckily I just get real itchy, but they're so mean I never wanna get too close! I promise most of us would gladly leave y'all alone, wasps!