And if they're not on board, maybe we can get someone to siphon your blood again!!

Well if I can trust anyone's word, it's that of the best doctor in Trumbull County!! [...] Thank you. For being you, for sticking it out the last couple years, for not falling in love before I got here, and for the compliments that I simply CANNOT believe. My butt is extremely old!!

Only if I can make you a stuffed lobster that says you're CLAWSOME!!

Chenin Blanc and I are DEFINITELY gonna have it out in the Thunderdome if she tries to keep me from having the comfiest mattress. She sleeps in the bed now!!

OBVIOUSLY, but with the fair warning that singing WILL attract roaming theater kids.

Nooo you can't go to the Heaviside Layer without your Rum Tum Tugger—I honestly can't believe they've never changed that name.

Huh. I was assured sudden departure in a Ferrari was unrelated. You don't think she'd just LIE, do you??

I just wish folks would notice me for my sparkling wit a little more often...

I've actually been disallowed from reading any of those anime stories 'cause I ask too many questions.