I don't want to do anything else with them, mind you, I was just thinking about having a good nap.
Look, I get it but also: you are the smartest, best-looking, kindest and most talented person here, and I only have eyes for you... AND you have a perfect ass, so jot that down!
How about I celebrate you every day of the year and ALSO get you a silly stuffed gorilla covered in hearts that says "you drive me bananas" because you deserve it?
It's definitely the least they could do! Maybe you should play up how old and fragile you are to trick the younguns into giving you a better mattress (unless the older troupe person beats you to it).
That sounds like a lot of fun. Will you also sing a little mouse song so that I can get the full Disney princess experience?
Be pathetic, got it. I think I'm gonna win this heaven thing.
That, or your shift lead used it to rob a bank. Kind of a toss-up.
You are a genius and ahead of your time! Now you're an apocalypse king!
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Look, I get it but also: you are the smartest, best-looking, kindest and most talented person here, and I only have eyes for you... AND you have a perfect ass, so jot that down!
How about I celebrate you every day of the year and ALSO get you a silly stuffed gorilla covered in hearts that says "you drive me bananas" because you deserve it?