You are FAR AND AWAY my favorite doctor in the whole harem. (Don't tell the dentists. I don't count them as doctors.)

Repeat yourself all you want, handsome. Maybe I missed something the first time 'cause I was lost in your eyes, or 'cause a head this blond and gay ain't made for thinking, and I might need another lesson!!!

Honestly we should just have a singles mixer and lock all of 'em up in a room until at LEAST two others are engaged. Or at least smooching. That'll lead to marriage eventually.

You know I'm gonna listen to it in the RV until everyone gets sick of it and moves out and then we can have it ALL to ourselves!!

Of COURSE these were proper bowties, I'm a dork (and a wooden dummy), I'm not a HEATHEN. I think they're best saved for a proper cute occasion though.

That's [...] pretty much the plot?? The oldest cat in the junkyard has to choose who gets to go to the Heaviside Layer and be reborn, so the show is BASICALLY like going to cat church.

And you know what, I was a DARN good server!! I met so many interesting folks!! You got any good serving stories up your sleeve??

Thank the Lord, because you have a VERY striking silhouette and I need everyone to swoon over my man.

You do not want to know what I'm talking about and should actually banish these thoughts from your mind!!!