I think you'd make for a very good polycule curator.

Oooh, careful. Don't get me started on lizards, because I have an endless supply of weird lizard facts (and weird facts in general).

You're so right. Who's first on your list? I think Arlo could use a date. He's [...] a little sad.

• I love that so much. That song's amazing. Sometimes I wish I could be 22 again and hearing stuff for the first time. Maybe we could swap some lil gay mixtapes (did you ever do that back then?).
  
• Oh noooooo, your arms must've been so cold! I've never quite understood what the point of those was, except maybe so the sleeves don't get all scrunkly under a jacket?
  
• Did you ever go to one of those escape rooms? Or would they just stress you out? I don't know anything about Cats (the musical), so I'm going to take magical Mister Mistoffelees as a compliment!

I love bullet points.

• Chicago had a great musical scene! I was friends with SO many grungy drummers. It was a great place for a little queer weirdos to meet other queer weirdos and make friends over alleyway beers.
  
• It's true! I wish I knew how to do it! I'm just glad I'm still getting use out of that thing, 'cause it cost a fortune.
  
• They are! Hiding your true nature because people think you're a terrifying beast (when actually they're just jealous because you're a powerful hunk). And I've read that one already! It was great! Thank you!