I'm ALSO not very good at playing it cool, and I'm just glad I didn't come on too strong or whatever. Also I don't know why you'd ever think you didn't have a shot with me? I'm like, weird and have grey hairs and no work-life balance and you're a STAR who's incredibly handsome and nice and charismatic and BELOVED by everyone you meet?? YOU'RE the catch here! In the words of Beyoncé, I liked it so I had to put a ring on it.

I mean, if it was literal, probably not healthy, but since this is figurative, I'm going to go with it's fine!

So do you!!! I'd put it on a billboard if I could!