Excellent! If you ever need another, I have more where that came from! And god, I'm so glad you didn't think I was straight, 'cause I was over here having a big, stupid crush on you but I didn't want to do anything about it because I thought I'd scare you off and didn't really think I was good enough for you. I would've just pined stupidly and anxiously forever if you hadn't made a move 'cause I didn't want to screw anything up!

That sounds really nice, actually. Maybe we can host one out of our future house.

Well, I'm glad you got past my resting bitchface in that case! You've given me something to smile about and now I can't stop.