I just thought you were super cool from the moment I met you and all of a sudden I wanted to spend all my time with you listening to your cool stories? I never thought you'd be interested in me outside of being like... some weird curiosity lurking around trying to get people to drink water.

Oh my god, you do that too??? I had to stop because I worried that if anyone found it they'd think I was fully losing my mind.

No, you've already won that too. Ask the whole Quad. You've got a winner.