Well Evening's the only one who can do a proper southern accent, and Edgar's almost got the right hair to make it work. Though maybe I should try and change up the accent in this universe. I spent enough time in California, I could probably morph into a surfer and no one would even NOTICE.

I had a cat in LA! A beautiful Persian named Angela Lansbury. (Keep in mind I was only out to one member of my family and yet none of them batted an eye at that.)

The real question: will that be as sexy as being scolded?