Oh that first option is the DREAM. And if Monroe already dropped off the face of the map once then we'll DEFINITELY be able to escape whatever we're escaping. Also in both scenarios I'm the regular who comes in all too often because I have a big crush on the owner and don't know what to do about it.

Okay so, dream world, I make designer clothes for porcelain dolls. I'm not sure what the market for that would be like NOW, but there's gotta be some old lady out there with rooms overflowing with naked dolls who needs a seamster and designer on call.

But there's ALSO a world where I never moved to California, I stayed Christian, and I go full revivalist preacher on the circuit. Not an IDEAL scenario, but I bet I coulda been the next Marjoe Gortner if my parents had thought of it!!