Maybe we can set up some Home Alone-style traps around your space, just in case.

And I'm so grateful for all the things you do for me! I just wish there was more that I could do for you that doesn't involve helping you out when you (God forbid!) are feeling under the weather. Let's do that dinner soon! I can do my best impression of my mom going "EAT! EAT! YOU LOOK TOO SKINNY!"